Top 10 Signs Your Car Will Be Too Hot This Summer

10. Scientists dressed in radiation suits are probing your car.



9. Your car develops a shroud of fog when it rains, and it is perfectly dry when the rain stops.



8. Your car has a nasty glare from the sun, even at night.



7. You keep finding cornish game hens (the small chickens) freshly roasted on the hood of your car, with a complete complement of various birds and Roasted vegetables on the trunk.



6. Your car spontaneously combusts when you open the door.



5. You spy your co-workers taking a sauna inside your car during lunch break.



4. Your car horn is no longer that deep trucker's horn it once was, but now sounds like a dry rasping wheeze.



3. Hosting a barbecue on your dashboard.



2. The police officer is trying to put a ticket on your car, but the ticket burns up when it touches the windshield.



1. Watching the CD hanging from your mirror shrivel like a Shrinkydink?in under 10 minutes after parking. Home Entertainment Next