A bus stops and this old lady gets off

A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed and the driver thinks nothing of it, then the bus comes to another stop and this old man gets off and says to the driver ¡°I lost my taupe and thought I found it twice then realized mine is parted down the side, and the two I saw were parted down the middle!¡± Home Elderly Next