Three old men

Three old men, Harry and Larry and Clarry have been boyhood friends and done everything together for 50 years. Then Harry Dies. One year latter, Larry and Clarry hire a clairvoyant to get in touch with Harry. After a lot of crystal ball stuff, a voice comes through the void: "Hello boys."

Larry (or maybe it's Clarry) says "Is that you Harry?"

The voice says, "Yes it's me."

Then Clarry (or, now I come to think of it, Larry) says, "What's it like for you now, old son?"

Harry says, "Oh, it's great. I wake up each morning, have a nice swim, have a fuck, eat some breakfast, then go to sleep. Then I wake up around lunchtime, have another swim, have another fuck, have something to eat, and then go to sleep again. . Then at night, I wake up, have a very quick swim, have a really good fuck, and have some dinner, then go to sleep again.. And the next morning the whole thing happens again - same as the day before."

"Jesus," says Larry (or Clarry), "Heaven sounds wonderful!"

"No, I'm not in heaven," says Harry. "I'm a duck in a public park" Home Elderly Next