An elderly couple visits the doctor
An elderly couple visits the doctor so the wife who is feeling poorly gets a checkup.
The old man waits in the waiting room while the old lady is in the examining room.
After a complete exam, the doctor brings the old woman into his office to ask her a few questions. ¡°How are you sleeping?¡± he asks.
¡°I get eight hours of sleep,¡± says the woman, ¡°and sometimes I wake up to go the bathroom, but I have no problem falling back to sleep. Occasionally I take a 30 minutes nap in the afternoon, but all in all, I sleep just fine.¡±
¡°How is your diet?¡± asks the doctor.
¡°I have three well-balanced meals a day,¡± says the woman. ¡°Sometimes I have a light snack between lunch and dinner, but I eat very well.¡±
¡°Do you still have intercourse?¡± asks the doctor.
¡°What?¡± replies the old lady.
¡°Intercourse,¡± says the doctor. ¡°Do you still have intercourse?¡±
The old woman get up out of her chair and opens the door to the waiting room and asks her husband, ¡°Honey, do we have intercourse?¡±
The old man looks at her and says, ¡°I have told you a thousand times, it¡¯s Blue Cross Blue Shield!¡± Home
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