A minister comes to an eighty-one year old woman's house

A minister comes to an eighty-one year old woman's house to give her communion every week. On the first week, the first thing he noticed was the beautiful polished oak organ in the woman's living room.

Well, on the third time he came, he noticed a fishbowl on the organ, but there was no fish and there was no water. He thought it a little odd, but let it go.

The fourth time he came. The fishbowl was filled with water, but still no fish.

On the fifth occasion, there was a condom floating in the bowl! The minister decided he just couldn¡¯t let it go any more so he asked, "Edna, I¡¯m sorry, but what's with the condom and the fish bowl?" she replied, "oh, I found that at the store¡±. The package said 'Place on organ and lubricate well and it will protect against diseases'. Home Elderly Next