Old Guy

(Over-heard in my corner bar)

Old Guy - "Went turkey hunting yesterday... only got 2 birds... guess the eye's start to go a bit when your 80 years old."



Young Guy - "Wow... turkey hunting at age 80... that's great!!"



Old Guy - "That¡¯s no big deal... my Dad went along also and he's 100."



Young Guy - "100 years old and out hunting turkeys? I'd say that's kind of a big deal."



Old Guy - "Well, my Grandfather would have gone also and he's 120... married some young girl and took off for the Honeymoon."



Young Guy - "120 years old and wanted to marry some young girl instead of hunting turkeys??? Man-oh-man your family's too much!!!"



Old Guy - "Who said he 'WANTED' to get married?" Home Elderly Next