An old man went to the doctor

An old man went to the doctor for his annual check up, but his hearing was not that good. His wife came with him to assist the doctor with translation.

The doctor began with, "I need a urine sample."

"Huh!" the old man yelled.

"He needs a urine sample! Pee in the cup!" she yelled back.

"Oh, okay," he mumbled as he went to pee in the cup.

As he returned with his cup the doctor said, "I need a stool sample."

"Huh!" he barked.

"He needs a stool sample! Go poop in this bowl!" she yelled, again.

"Oh, okay." He left again bowl in hand. As he returned, the doctor had one more cup.

"Lastly, I need a sperm sample."

"Huh!" he yelled.

His wife shook her head in dismay and shouted, "Give him your underwear Home Elderly Next