An application was for employment A program was a TV show A
cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano
Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank
account And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy You hoped nobody found
out
Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something
you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while
Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long
trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a
backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A
web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu
I guess i'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my
head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when
it happens they wish they were dead