Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation
time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware
employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay
in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for
every 5 years of service.
Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office
and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22
which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200
months.
Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing