Three businessmen went to a luncheon at a ...

Three businessmen went to a luncheon at a restaurant.



While waiting for the waiter they were comparing papers. While passing a paper, the paper was ripped. At that the waiter returned to the table and request drink orders:

Waiter: What would you like, sir?

Businessman #1: Martini, please.

Waiter: how would you like it?

Businessman #1: on the rocks

Waiter: (to business man #2) what would you like?

Businessman #2: I'll have an iced tea

Waiter: (to business man #3) and you sir?

Businessman #3: A scotch.'

Waiter: how would you like it?

Businessman #3: TAPE!!

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